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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Holy Crap

Argh! Mia seems to have decided that she needs to dig in her diaper any time she has a bowel movement now! Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!!! Yeah, I think she's ready for potty training because she does NOT like to have a poopy or wet diaper and she's also, as previous posts have revealed, able to get out of her clothes by herself. She usually has a bowel movement during nap time. So, needless to say, a few days last week I went in to find a poopy smelling room and a poop-covered-hands baby. Talk about crappy - literally!

Poop covered face and hands. Ick! At least THIS day the poop stayed in her diaper, even if it WAS smeared on her palms and face and back and shirt and crib. Sigh! Unlike the FOLLOWING day, to which I was greeted with:

No mom, you are not at the zoo with an angry poop-flinging monkey. I dropped the "kuck" over the side of my crib, I didn't FLING it! (Yeah, that's poop on the floor.) Ick!

Mom, you look a little worried and a fair bit disgusted. Is everything okay? Are WE okay mom? Oh, and Mom, why is my eyebrow crusty?

Yeah, the other side of her hand looked even worse. Gag! Do you know how hard it is to get caked poop out of baby fingernails?!? Very, VERY!

So, if you're having a crappy day, just remember, it could be worse.  :) You could literally have crap caked on your face and hands and under each and every fingernail.

Isn't she just so stinkin' cute, though?!?!  Literally, stinkin' cute.  :)

Oh, and yeah, I'm totally saving these photos for her wedding video. lol


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6 comments:

  1. MichelleJanuary 21, 2012 at 10:45 PM

    Shouldn't have looked at these while I'm pregnant. My gag reflex is a bit too much near the surface! Being a mom just gets better and better every day! lol Good thing they are cute! My friend's son used to EAT poop, so yeah... THANKFULLY Nathan never did that as far as I know!

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  2. MichelleJanuary 22, 2012 at 7:21 AM

    Gag is correct, I have cleaned up my share of poo. For the fingernails, we clip them very low. Much easier to clean that way! I feel for you!

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  3. TaniaJanuary 22, 2012 at 12:34 PM

    Oh my! That is gross haha glad my boys never did that!!!! Try putting her on the potty before naps ! Good luck and hope this phase passes QUICKLY!!!!

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  4. UnknownJanuary 23, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    I hope this phase ends for you soon; and never, ever, ever starts for me! I'm a bit squeemish with body fluids/functions so if that starts to happen, it will not be a good thing.

    Good luck with your potty training en-devours, hopefully you won't have so much to clean up! :) cheers, Jess.

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  5. AliFebruary 3, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    BWAHAHAHA! The pictures are priceless...This is not funny, but SO funny!! =]

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  6. Darcie and ZeusFebruary 3, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    Thank you all for your sympathetic notes of disgust. :) I have to admit that though I always find Mia cute and though I find the situation a bit humorous in hindsight, it's much more cute now than the few days in a row that I had to clean her up! lol

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