Why I will no longer talk on the phone while driving...

No, this, UNfortunately, is not some kind of bad April Fool's Day joke. :( If you can't tell, the side of my lovely paid-off vehicle is now dented and has huge scrape marks down the entire passenger side of the car. One little look aside, and BAM! No, I did not hit another car and both Mia and I are fine - thank goodness! Luckily I didn't hit they barrier head on or I might not be home typing this up. Just kind of side swiped it and almost overcorrected and hit the other side, but not quite. My guardian angel must have been working on overdrive today, which I am extremely greatful for! And no, Danny Moreno, I do NOT blame you and your April Fool's joke on my accident... well, not entirely! :) I should have waited to call you on it until I was no longer moving. Lesson learned with no one the worse for wear besides my poor car. MYYYYYYYYYY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!