Holy Crap

Argh! Mia seems to have decided that she needs to dig in her diaper any time she has a bowel movement now! Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!!! Yeah, I think she's ready for potty training because she does NOT like to have a poopy or wet diaper and she's also, as previous posts have revealed, able to get out of her clothes by herself. She usually has a bowel movement during nap time. So, needless to say, a few days last week I went in to find a poopy smelling room and a poop-covered-hands baby. Talk about crappy - literally!

Poop covered face and hands. Ick! At least THIS day the poop stayed in her diaper, even if it WAS smeared on her palms and face and back and shirt and crib. Sigh! Unlike the FOLLOWING day, to which I was greeted with:

No mom, you are not at the zoo with an angry poop-flinging monkey. I dropped the "kuck" over the side of my crib, I didn't FLING it! (Yeah, that's poop on the floor.) Ick!

Mom, you look a little worried and a fair bit disgusted. Is everything okay? Are WE okay mom? Oh, and Mom, why is my eyebrow crusty?

Yeah, the other side of her hand looked even worse. Gag! Do you know how hard it is to get caked poop out of baby fingernails?!? Very, VERY!

So, if you're having a crappy day, just remember, it could be worse.  :) You could literally have crap caked on your face and hands and under each and every fingernail.

Isn't she just so stinkin' cute, though?!?!  Literally, stinkin' cute.  :)

Oh, and yeah, I'm totally saving these photos for her wedding video. lol